WATCH: Joe Biden’s Senior Moment of the Week Vol. 22

Trigger warning: The following video contains graphic footage of President Joe Biden that some viewers may find repulsive. Please proceed with caution. 

Editor’s note: An apology to our readers. 

Joe Biden made history last month by becoming our country’s first ever octogenarian president. Though his body doesn’t look a day over 79, Biden’s brain continues to function at the level of a 100-year-old stroke victim. Meanwhile, the president’s fellow Democrats are doing their best to make peace with the fact that this doddering geezer is the best candidate they have for the 2024 presidential election.

This week Biden relayed some of his father’s wisdom. “My dad used [to] say, ‘Pet checks a lot more than, you know, it’s about your dignity.'” He attempted to crack a joke about sitting in chairs. It didn’t make a whole lot of sense, and the audience responded accordingly with awkward silence. Biden also tried (without success) to talk about technology. “Chips. Three nano chips,” he said. “The three nano chip. Chips that are three nano. … Nano, nono, I don’t know.”

Neither do we. Have a great weekend!

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